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Stickers? I like stickers. I need more stickers.

Just a shame both of those cars didn’t take more of the design cues from the curve — other than their general sporty shape.

Oh wow, that’s a good looking Astra. Especially in the blue.

Also known as Saturn’s gate-gate scandal.

But, who wore it better?

As a big fan of Mazda, it pains me to say the Saturn looks way better than the RX8. I’d also say the same when comparing the styling of the ~’07 Astra 4-door hatch (2-door as well, of course) vs first and second generation Mazda3 hatches. I still give the Astra an approving nod when I see it

Where have I seen this car before...

...oh right:

Wow, comment of the day?! Color me green with envy.

Congratulations!

Whatever happed to cheat codes.... or GameShark?!

I miss the good ol’ days.

Is this track available in reverse? Wet weather mode? Dynamic day-to-night settings?

Is it just me or does anyone else see a resemblance between Jason and Luigi in that cover photo?

I hear ya. I swapped out the rear signals for LEDs on my Protege5 back in the day, but ended up using the flasher as well — wasn’t confident enough to splice into the factory wiring. The crazy thing was I also installed LED brake light bulbs, but for some reason they interfered with my cruise control — cruise would

Saw a Dodge Journey with red LED front turn signals. Didn’t even bother to install resistors to fix the hyperblink — that alone is a crime in my books.

I was thinking Trump in Silicon Valley.

pps: you can have a free flamethrower to test out the Taycan’s fire resistance.

Maximum Turbo Overdrive sounds like a really exciting SNES race game. Now I need me some 8 bit synth wave music.

Definitely wanna know if there’s any turbo lag.

I can’t change headlight lightbulbs in my Mazda5 (pretty much a Ford, right?) without cutting my knuckles up.

Customer and family go to service department, bleeding everywhere: “Look, the seat frames Taurus skin to shreds. Here, let me SHO you.”

Service department manager: “We have some Flex-ibility in our schedule. Allow my assistant to Escort you to our waiting room while we Figo out the problem.”