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I would love to see a car designed where all the not-so-exciting bits are lit up:
• Illuminated fuel filler door
• Glow in the dark side-view mirrors
• Strobe-light side moulding
• Phosphorescent fender flares
• Fluorescent brake lines
• Neon windshield wipers

I’m very much okay with that.

Looking at this suddenly makes me feel like a kid again.

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I prefer my shrimp to swim in a dish of melted butter.

Oh no you didn’t.

“Why floating wheels?”

Instant thought: because DeLorean.

I’ve always wondered what it was that was missing from previous adventures in my life — now I know how much I need door handle film in my life.

Y’know, at least there was proof the Outlander could tackle the occasional pebble (see image). This just shows the Passport on manicured dirt roads. I’m not sold ‘til I see a Passport crawling the curb in a mall parking lot.

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I wish. As it’s 90% my wife’s vehicle, we went slush all the way — even though she grew up with stick. She prefers comfort over labour.

My only complaint is the weight of the rear doors — they’re fine for my wife and I, but our poor kids struggle to open or close them. I mean, they are only 4 and 6, so in a few years their arms will be massive from working with so much weight. I wish the North American models got the electronic sliding doors the

One could only hope.

If you squint, it’d look like this:

Reroute? Sounds complicated. Delete on the other hand... you’ll get that real signature 90's Camry sound.

I like where your head’s at. I’d like this for a ‘13 Mazda5. I’ve added about 2" all ‘round and I’m waiting for the CVs to give way.

(Yes, I’m well aware Mazda makes the CX5 and CX9, but our van’s paid off and I still love sliding doors.)

She looks a little too chill for her foot being run over.

Some folks: “It’s got a face only a mother could love.”

Me: “Would love to see how it’d hold up after a fall from those cliffs in the background.”

....and if it was your mom’s AWD minivan, I would love to meet your mom.

Just sayin’.

Consider me stay-tuned.