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Done and done:

And let’s not get started on FJs. Oh wait, I’m totally thinking of something else... and it don’t start with F.

You’re funny — if you were a comedian, tons would flock to your show rather than being all cooped up.

Only if they’re exxxtreme scooterz:

It’s called the 5-second rule.

The sad part is... I’m not even baffled by human behavior anymore. I’ve been desensitized by humanity’s shenanigans. 

Looks like we gotta case of... ground chicken.

...sorry, really just winged it on that one.

They’re a couple of seasons too early. Should’ve waited until winter when the roads are salted.

... I wonder how long until there’s a public statement informing folks not to take the chicken home and cook it?

Sorry Popeye’s fans — looks like those sandwiches are gonna be delayed a bit longer.

Fair observation! Or perhaps a trend has started because of the new Supra.

People are gonna be chuckin’ BMW motors into anything and everything.

Thank you for that. But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves — the day’s just begun!

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

Thank you for this. Seems we’re on the same page.

I watched Top Gear’s second-hand convertible special. As soon as I saw this story, this image came to mind:

It was elgrand effort.

No amount of qashqai could convince me to buy this thing. 

...I had to fit it in somewhere.

Didn’t realize you were on comment Patrol.

Atlas, all things must come to an end.

This car certainly would look good in red. Not a fan of the Sunny shade shown here— definitely gonna leaf this one behind.

I will navara stop!