I mean, they do put lipstick on their cars from time to time — so they must be on the right track:

Gesundheit!

Cleo Taurus?

Perfect car for the next generation of James Bond films: Double Ohm Seven

Bet they’ll pull a fast one and the Evija will be a four-door convertible coupe crossover. 

Don’t be such a Porsch-sport.

I Cayenne’t believe I chuckled at this.

I agree — plane and simple.

And how the heck do you even leave a snarky note on the windshield wiper of one of these? So much level of unfair.

Dents are reserved for the Sandy Beach Metallic edition.

Throw on some Castrol stickers and a dozen fog lights on the front and you’ve got my attention:

I’d say pour one out for those beers, but that’d just be adding insult to injury.

It’s like there’s a soft fuel conserving kitten hiding within their rugged coal-rollin’ pit bull exterior.

He’s being all-inclusive. Y’know, pride month.

Amen, trucks should chug their fuel like their drivers chug their buck-a-beer.

I’m no Aussie, but I’d think something along the lines of:

“Crikey, that Citroën C4 Cactus is a bloody cactus.”

Might’ve found one that’s even slower:

...sounds like someone’s got a thing for moustaches.

All these issues are going to result in very bad Karma.