I’ve done this too. I drive a Mazda 5 and feel like I have this bond with other 5 owners — even if they’re senior citizens who generally have no clue what they’re driving. But still! I’d rather tag along with an interesting car in the slow lane than being stuck within the 60-car line in the ‘passing lane’ in failing de…

I feel like they hacked in my 23-year-old PC and stole pretty much every single MS Paint “sketch” I did of a car.

With that said, what exactly does it take to become a patent sketcher and how much does it pay and when do I start?

*Car spins off track onto grass*

Boomer spectator: ‘Get off my lawn!’

What car?

Mazda (synonymous for rust).

Also, I’d love to see the dyno they used to get that 6,300hp figure.

Meanwhile, I try to take my car that’s been sitting around for the winter out for a spin and I’m plagued with rusted brakes, leaky shocks, and sluggish acceleration. 

This is wheelie disturbing news. Whoever did this is completely nuts, but is probably tired from having to lug those wheels around. 

Mustangs always gonna Mustang.

Looks like they went with the Tom Selleck this time ‘round.

One could also argue this is less than a car and less than a truck.

“Not able to fly but perfect to dismantle and repurpose into collectable pieces of furniture or art”

CP

...just walks by that red MPV like it’s a piece of garbage. Seriously.

Wonder if he would’ve accomplished this in today’s Mitsubishis.

I saw what you did there.

Yeah, snow tires make all the difference — especially when you opt for a good set of snow tires. I also had an ‘07 Mazda3 and didn’t have any complaints about snow performance. We now have a 2013 Mazda5 with a good set of snow tires and a little bit of a lift all around for better clearance in deep snow. 

There’s yer problem — no engine in there.

What’s next?

Can Air Force One please be temporarily switched to the 737 MAX model?

Independence Day came to my mind at first, but yes! Men in Black! Why does Mr. Smith seem to show up whenever the earth is threatened by aliens?