I wonder why it is considered necessary to search specifically for a white rapper? To take a musical form created by Black people and specifically search for white people to perform it, at a time when hip hop is nothing but a fantastical caricature of Black ghetto life consumed primarily by white people feels…

I like "Divorce Season" better anyway. That magical time at around age 35 when married friends start splitting up and becoming fun and crazy again.

I want to buy her a drink.

Well, Maria is a nun-school dropout who married her boss. I wouldn't take my relationship advice from her, either.

I saw him speak live once. My old private high school, Dayton Christian High School, was hosting him and I was dropping off a bunch of protest letter from alums who were offended. They had him speak during normal school hours and pulled the kids out of classes. They also refused to call it an endorsement but instead…

Wait, you mean Southern Democrats like George Wallace, whose presidential campaign was based around the idea that Nixon and Humphrey were both equally gay for hippies, weren't arch-liberals? You must be stoopid or sumpin'.

They always forget that the Dems who voted against the CRA were the ones who left the party and became the current core of the GOP.

I love that you can just hire Jimmy Hart for stuff like this. I was disappointed that the friends helping him guard the door didn't include the Honky Tonk Man though.

If you think I'm picking only on Rihanna and not the other shitty/mediocre singers out there who sell themselves based on their image and not their talent, you're wrong. Especially Lana Del Rey.. Jesus Christ, she's the fucking worst. If she weren't beautiful I seriously doubt anyone would have paid any attention to…

I am oddly fond of the movie and I honestly can't explain why, but to be honest considering all the godamn reboots DC decide to indulge lately I find myself less prone to irritation about freely adapted movies.

I really, really don't like his acting.

Dude, not only would I pay to see that movie, I also want to write/make it.

I want to give you all the recommends but I only have one. I am so sorry.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I dunno, I quite enjoyed seeing Guy Pearce kick the shit out of him in the first act.

Dude here, men are just as needy they just manifest it through anger or aggression rather than talking. Usually.

Perhaps, and I'm going out on a limb here, the MPAA just objects to the idea of Shia LeBeouf having sex.

I try to stay well away from the green ones, myself.

They are incredibly ugly (Dylan Moran once said "it's like looking at some sort of deep-sea fish that's swallowed it's own arse") but they are a hell of a lot of fun.

Nothing to apologize about. But you did miss someone: