I would totally boink Robin Hood. He's a fox!

9. She-Ra (She-Ra: Princess of Power)

Must.... not..... fap

No, Carano is too short and too untalented as an actress to carry a major role like that. And i say that as an MMA and Carano fan.

i wouldnt feel bad for them too much, every hour they get a massage break where they get worms put on their backs to relax them.

Sylvia Plath is less than a bad role model; she was a shit poet.

Hamas is not simply viewed as a terrorist organization. It is a terrorist organization, which has refused to allow for the existence of an Israeli state. I'm not here to be an Israeli apologist (lord knows that country has some fucked up policies), but Jezebel shouldn't be a Hamas apologist just because it's a Muslim…

I hope there is more theremin on the next album

Connie Britton's hair is my spirit animal.

frankly, members of my family are not too interested in politics, period, or wanting me to do more of this,

The Flouncing Head

Bet you didn't think you'd have to write that sentence today!

I always picture that stupid Ace Ventura talking-with-his-butt thing, personally.

It means a clown made of butts, which is both gross and hilarious.

No? I mean cat + internet = yes.

I love Tunney, too. I'd still be watching The Mentalist just for her if they hadn't [dammit we don't have a spoiler-tag option].

Yeah, something tells me they weren't expecting another War and Peace.

Also, it's such a delusional thing to say. As if Cat Marnell is the first crazy author, or the first author to hand in a total POS manuscript, and that people working in publishing are a bunch of rubes who will be shocked — SHOCKED I SAY! — at some grubby, misspelled, half-written ms from the overpaid cokehead of the…

Fair enough. Glad to see you around.