I'm surprised MTV didn't go to its own stable of graduates and nominate Farrah Abraham's asshole.

If DC takes a cue from film version Wolverine

What's not so clear is how Diana Prince will be worked into the plot

I like Instagram because the punishing amount of alcohol I imbibe is going to impair my recollection of the night anyway. So I can look back at all the out of focus pictures and piece together something resembling a timeline.

To paraphrase Einstein, never remember anything you can't look up in your iPhone photo library!

Unlike Heidi, who gained 50lbs in breast implants.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY! I BLAME THE GOVERNMENT!! SOMETHING SOMETHING 1866!!!!!

Haha! No-one ever got sick eating vegetables, right?

Well, that's one way to - ahem - solve a problem like the critics.

Actually, that makes sense. In a weird, crazy troll logic kind of way.

LOL WHAT IS THAT

She went off the deep-end a while ago, though I can't help but wonder how much of that was brought on by her fame level going from "moderately sized piece of debris from a Chinese satellite NASA is sorta keeping an eye on to make sure it doesn't crash into into anything important" to "whatever that shit was it's…

Amen to that.

I really feel for guys who are short. A friend of mine barely pushes 5'2 and her boyfriend, whom I met for the first time the other day, can't be any bigger than 5'4. He's a total shitheel anyway and makes bitter comments about his height all the time. He actually ended up dragging her home because she was getting a…

This is why I'm only dating 25 year olds at the moment. None of them want babies.

Most of my friends are late 20s/early 30s and are in the "married and/or have kids" phase. It only gets worse.

Admittedly, I would not dismiss someone outright for wearing them, but I WOULD be judging them.

Makes sense that someone who uses the phrase "inner goddess" would wear fucking Ugg boots.