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Teens have always been assholes about stuff like this. But then they always think that nobody is going to pay attention to their Twitter account apart from, idk, their BFF Jill.

I was half-joking. I'm far from a luddite - I'm active on OKC and have had some fun times with people I've met off the site, and I've had a couple of serious relationships (including a marriage!) with people I've met online by pure chance. I think the internet is great.

That would be the "block" function.

Venker is also the niece of Phyllis Schlafly, a similarly noted anti-feminist conservative flack and generally reactionary asshole (who once said, according to Wikipedia, "I have cancelled speeches whenever my husband thought that I had been away from home too much"). So it's not like she's come from out of nowhere to

Or that it IS God (see "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream").

"Rhymes with 'cunt'"

I was under the impression that the "uncanny valley" theory had been largely debunked. The only real barrier to fuckbots is going to be price and, more likely, the social stigma that you're a robot fucker who can't score with actual women.

It can go either way - Asimov's "The Bicentennial Man" or motherfucking Skynet.

A (now former) friend of mine refused to leave her boyfriend before they got married because, at 30, she was desperate for kids and had already been divorced once, but he pulls in close to $300k/year and is planning on buying a huge house.

Cue a million comments asking "What the fuck is the Sportsman Channel?"

He doesn't know about the seashells!

I can't tell if this is supposed to be exciting news about relationships or is just flat out depressing. Way to over-engineer something that wasn't really a problem in the first place, internet!

That's Life magazine is to writers as gangbang pornography is to aspiring actresses.

the piece notes that some stay-at-home banker dads aren't welcome at typically all-female mom social events due to the fact that the stay-at-home moms' husbands don't like dudes hanging around their wives when they're at work

I'm trying to imagine the moment in time where Ryan Seacrest looked in the mirror and thought to himself, "Yes, this is a man who has credibility in the world of hip hop. I can find someone who talks fast and makes it rhyme. Slap some autotune on there and, BOOM. Money in the bank, baby."

To take a musical form created by Black people and specifically search for white people to perform it, at a time when hip hop is nothing but a fantastical caricature of Black ghetto life

I would have called the show "Straight Outta Burbank."

I find that diet soda is something I like to drink when I want to punish myself for actually craving soda.

I've found that as I've made my diet cleaner — virtually no processed foods, gluten free, local and organic as much as possible and available — I don't even crave the sweet bubbly goodness of the daily