Nobody is saying men can't have opinions about T&A or women can't have opinions about dick size. After you're done eating paste in the corner of the classroom, I suggest you look up what "institutional" means and then reread what I wrote.

Yeah, I don't want to suggest that the worship and proliferation of firearms and giant trucks here is COMPENSATING for anything...but that's kinda exactly what I'm doing.

Actually when I posted it, most of the comments were leaning that way. Excellent joke scuppered by the influx of average-penis lovers. Gah!

I also have one.

And it's ok for women to make comments about a guy's package, with some kind of off-hand disclaimer that well, it's not actually important.

Erin:

That was marvelous.

I read a comment elsewhere - maybe on the AVClub - about how they pictured him sitting at breakfast with his wife when the script arrived, and he reads it and hangs his head sadly. His wife saying, "Don't worry, baby, I'm sure you'll get a line next episode."

And then they voted her off the island! What the hell are they doing in that writers' room?

I just said above, she annoyed me SO much in season two. I think she was great this season, I really do. One of the few characters who showed any kind of progression (counterpoint: T-Dogg. Awwww HELL naw.)

Ahaha. You know, Carol was really great this past season. But in the second season especially she was COMPLETELY insufferable.

Every time I hear "SOPHIA!!!!" I think of Carol's irritating reedy, whiny voice yelling it in The Walking Dead.

Here's an ad supposedly released by Alabama law firm

I love sitting in the makeup trailer and getting my makeup done in 15 minutes as opposed to an hour and a half.

These kids have parents. These kids have parents. Parents whose responsibility it is to make sure that their child has a safe, healthy upbringing and becomes a viable adult.

We went along with it at the time, because we thought Disney was our only real shot, and we were terrified that it could all be taken away from us at any moment.

Hahahahaha. You could easily substitute "is a vegan" with "does Crossfit" as well.

Which brings me to my favorite vegan joke:

Salon published a piece by Tammy Delatorre

Much bad writing. Such boobs. Wow.