maybe it's a little weird for the same famous people who are always decrying violations of their own privacy to make fun of someone who's clearly having a very public breakdown?

EVERYONE QUIET DOWN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ADORABLE.

What I love about Kang is not that she is barking mad and saying the most ridiculously ignorant things ever (though that is pretty hilarious), it's that she's convinced that people are irritated because she's not explaining herself properly, and not that she's a giant asshole.

Lindsey Lohan passing out face-first on the keyboard is probably the best random password generator I can think of.

Almost as excellent as when Triumph did the weather forecast in Hawaii.

So I guess David "Not That Dave Chappelle" LaChapelle smoked a ton of grass and figured that a good holiday theme would be Moulin Rouge meets Bioshock.

The exhibit, which commemorates the 120th anniversary of the adjacent GUM mall where Louis Vuitton has its flagship Russian store, is 30 meters (32 yards) long and 9 meters tall...The mausoleum where Bolshevik leader Lenin's mummified body is on display nearby is 24 meters long and 12 meters tall.

I'm not sure I know many women who want a "real feeling" cock based off a porn star's cadaver.

She will also notbe hosting Tuesday night's press freedom awards dinner hosted by the Committee to Protect Journalists

You know, so few catastrophic failures - in both the media and in politics - are ever truly punished that I'm amazed she's even doing this.

Speaking of turkeys, let's not forget this amazing moment in Sarah Palin history as she gave an interview while the guy in the back holds off on his job of slaughtering the birds for a second before shrugging his shoulders and carrying on about his day.

Great, now Kanye West is going to start performing in a niqab.

What I love about the ambulance chasers who run TV commercials during Divorce Court or whatever is that almost all of them are terrible public speakers. There's this one guy who advertises in Austin - some assclown called Ted Lorenz - and he comes across as such a wimp I would never hire that fucker.

Dude, I am totally curious about what The Law Offices of Man Justice would actually deal with. Maybe Bro Code violations!

Well, now I'm curious about how they paid their way through law school.

I'm erring more on the side of it being a subliminal campaign.

You in Austin? Female and in to men?

Right? A million retouch hacks are probably furiously gnawing at their tablets in a fit of pique as I type this.

It's some heavy Omerta shit. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. But IT IS REAL and, even though it isn't some Elks Lodge shit and is largely unspoken, we are all eternally vigilant.