Not how they picked the photo where the dog hides most of her torso. I guess they don't want anyone to see those unsightly rolls of fat the model obviously has when she slouches forward.

Man, I can't believe that I can't find a gif of Kristen Wiig in Extract tying off her sweatpants in a knot. Opportunity for joke, ruined.

Great job, Rag and Bone.

Such pose. Much model. Wow.

You know, I prefer it that way. Better to go out and do something fun and for it to go well, then book a second date quickly so you can have some proper time and (hopefully) go rub parts together after. I like my Saturdays - I don't want to spend them on a "maybe" date and cancel other plans.

Oh, yeah. I'm not doing that again. I went out with a really nice girl who was an English teacher, but that kind of job is so demanding and precludes a lot of the more convenient times for me to hang out - happy hour, or any time after 10pm - that I decided it wasn't worth it. I have a fairly high-falutin' profession…

You need to stop hanging out with the nice girls, then. Though I've noticed the asshole girls are kind of flaky (but man, are they great in the sack).

*furiously takes notes*

Dare to dream, buddy.

I've had more success with midweek dating (happy hour!). Monday is obviously a terrible night to go out - I don't know about anyone else, but I'm still in weekend mode when Sunday night rolls around, and getting up for work is a fucking titanic struggle. I need my Monday nights to unwind and get back into that…

no one gives a fuck about them if they even exist, because no one polices the lives of men.

"Chavril" sounds like some kind of herpes medication to me, which totally makes sense when you consider the origin of this particular marital portmanteau.

Ha! Honestly, I have no problem with that - the girls know the guys aren't going to hold back and they shouldn't be expected to. Wrestling is a contact sport and the risk of injury is very real, even against two well-matched opponents. Once kids hit puberty and the boys get bigger and stronger than girls, the very…

"I could yank all day and not break this thing."

Nerds.

No, you didn't. You don't actually care about any of this. You're just bored at work. It's cool, I am too.

It was an opportunity for an hilarious joke! And I took it. Don't be a (football) player hater.

Why can't she just wrestle other girls?

I've grappled with a couple of women in BJJ and I can tell you I am far too concerned about the nice girl attempting to wrench my arm out of my shoulder to "pop a random boner", as it were. There's absolutely nothing erotic about that level of exertion and aggression.

"It's inconsistent to teach male students that it's fine to be aggressive and pin women down during a sport."