A LIKELY story.

"Strike? What do they have to go on strike for? All they do is drive a truck! Anyone can do that! I'd kill for a job that lets me travel!" — rest of America

"Accidentally" posted? Maybe she was pulling a "you can't sit with us" and telling Doutzen to lay off the carbs. Passive aggressive Instagramming FTW!

My thoughts exactly. I felt like it slowly drove a wedge between us. And it gave way to more unfounded paranoid thoughts - "if she can keep this from me, what else is she hiding?" - which really sucked. It was hard and, obviously, didn't work out. Hey, you live and you learn, right?

LOL the stomp move? That was a defining moment for video gaming? Okay.

Never again. It was too much of a drain on things.

Hahahaha.

Ha. A girl I was involved with had such a super-secret-NDA-I-may-or-may-not-work-for-a-spy-agency job (the name of which she never told me) that she once said that they kept a file on whomever she was dating.

"Dead Space was really one of the fisrt games that kept me on edge"? Did you never play RE4? Or the other RE games? Silent Hill? Fatal Frame? Man, games have been scary for a while! Dead Space was the first real "space horror" game, but not a defining system game by any stretch!

The next time I get shit from my girlfriend for thinking Zooey Deschanel is the greatest woman to walk this earth because of her annoying tweeness, huge baby eyes and floppy bangs, I'm going to direct her to this post and point out that even Jezebel writers think Adam Levine is awesome.

Did it really "define" anything? It was basically Resident Evil 4 in space.

Some kids get the wish they need, but not the one they deserve.

HAHA. +1

Oh wow, my allergies are just terrible today.

I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to hop on the feminism bandwagon, then the Fourth Wave can be defined by the Axis of Useless.

Oh my god, THAT DRESS. She looked amazing. I'm amazed some TV reporter didn't try and feel her up.

This is why I hate that they modeled Obamacare after Romneycare.

Of course T-How doesn't like "dominant women" seeing how he likes to beat them.

Oh this is totally fucking true. I have had girlfriends mad at me all day for something I didn't even do.