Popular dude with huge brain and high level of intelligentness hypothesizes that it may be a reference to the excellent Tacoma, WA noise rock band. Cower, nerds with puny mind grapes!

Everyone in the house will then be shipped off to a labyrinth on Crete and sacrificed to a ravenous beast in order to appease an immemorial blood-feud. (Ha ha, just kidding; that's next season!)

I see your Apparel Chair and raise you a Floordrobe.

I am totally in favor of scarves when it is scarf weather.

I actually laughed at "Fratshionistau", so good job there, Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean, future ruler of Mount Brolympus.

Ahhhhhhhhh, that explains it. I never saw Pushing Daisies or Glee. I suppose I could have googled her but where's the fun in that?!

What's a Kristin Chenoweth? I was confused - my first thought was "damn, Katie Couric is looking GOOD!"

I dress like a homeless person. I'm pretty sure if he were family he would disown me.

...b-b-b-but...

You know, apart from the whole "doesn't eat and did a shit load of blow to stay thin" thing. Kate Moss may not have fake tits, but she's not exactly representative of "natural" women.

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Well, one of those is probably true.

I guess Kate Moss really will do anything for an eight-ball these days.

Pfffft. I bet you didn't like Twilight, either, literature snob!

Woof, three minutes apart. Great minds, etc. :)

I think "this is ciabattaaaaa!" works even better.

I'm more interested in what she's going to have to do to get a divorce.

It's like she really desperately wants to be like Lady Gaga or something, all provocative and shit. The difference is that Lady Gaga's PR team are actually good at their jobs, whereas Miley is picking up most of the slack.

Cool story, babe!