That was the crux of the joke, hon.

OH MY GOD HOLLYWOOD WHAT IS WITH ALL THE REMAKES

Honestly? No.

arachnoiditis

I knew a couple who never ever fought for the entire year they were together. They ended up splitting because neither of them were in love with the other.

Not liking Mackelmore makes me a racist?? Haha.

The idea of preventing pregnancy by filling the fallopian tubes with SCAR TISSUE sounds like something a doctor came up with when drunk at the bar but wasn't really serious about. I guess the interns took the idea literally before they could be stopped, and once the suits got wind of it, it was too late.

I personally like my message-bringers to have a little more authority on the subject, rather than just being a funny looking white guy with poor rapping skills telling us how we all need to get alone and STOP THE H8. lol.

Hey, just because you had to look the word up...

I was only half joking! People care more about how they look in photos anyway.

tl;dr

Why would anyone listen to this guy? Mackerelmore is the most milquetoast, inoffensive and unassertive guy in rap, he dresses like an idiot (exhibit A:)

Maybe they should stop using Photoshop and start using Instagram and its filters for all their ad campaigns, since that's what everyone's photos on Facebook look like.

Whenever someone mentions anything Hermes to me, I immediately think "prick."

There's always that "yes, but..." section of commenters, isn't there?

Lara Logan has done a lot of excellent work, but this was a colossal fuck up. Let's not sugar coat this:

"Hold ya horses there, lady!" you say, voice probably sounding very poor (i.e. like a Newsie). "What's this here 'pedicure powwow' you keep yammerin' on about?"

And apparently I'm a white woman now. BOOM. Must be a Tuesday.

either Republicans have no idea how to talk to nonwhite women, or they're simply not interested in their votes.