I said I didn't know Jenna Jameson's work, you acted like that was a lie.

Neves wrapped up the interview by asking if the check could be made out to "cash" and muttering "oh my god, I hope I'm pregnant."

I know a few people like that. They're popping almost a dozen vicodin the second they wake up. Unreal.

I'm a dude. But you can totally be J-Law's sister wife.

If only there was some way to settle this...

Well, gosh, you really are defensive about the PURITY of your porn habits.

Best friend? I'm already planning our wedding. Adore her.

I don't know what her movies were like

It sounds like a combination of various factors: drug addiction, endless plastic surgery, a ton of lawyer fees, poor money management and, perhaps, some shady accounting.

This is just mind blowing. ClubJenna, her production company, was making millions in dollars of revenue a year before it was sold to Playboy. What the fuck happened?

The thing about the women I named, they are all spectacularly good chefs. But they also had to force their way to where they are now, they are almost their own creations. It's unfortunate, the women who are there are very good, but very few of them actually benefitted from the boys club, as you can see from the chart.

Just like the black-winged crow, caws the horror that you're seeing...oooh...oooh...oooooh.

Yeah, but if I don't catch a whiff of truffle on that fucking thing then NO SALE.

For the real spendthrift gourmands, pair it with Hubert Keller's $5000 burger, made with kobe beef, foie gras, black truffles, and what I can only assume is a sauce made of unicorn blood.

As idiotic as this woman and her sites are, they're a symptom of the kind of drama, emotional immaturity, and galatic stupidity that grips many, many people who have somehow evolved opposable thumbs in between hooting and ululating during episodes of Teen Mom.

You can probably thank alcohol for that.

She was directed by Steven Soderbergh in Haywire! I'm not sure where else her acting chops are going to take her. :) The fact she's making Fast and Furious movies tells me all I need to know.

This whole "let's cast Gina Carano" thing in action movies requiring actual acting ability need to stop. She's the 2013 version of Cynthia Rothrock.

What should make you shudder a little more is wondering how many times he practiced it.