I thought she WAS a child until I read your comment. Then I looked it up.

That said, the Rambo story is totally not a Wiki fabrication.

My favorite Wiki entry was a list of Captain Planet's powers. The last one was "mullet."

It's like he realized that, after drowning several puppies, kicking them for laughs was just too far.

From the Ryan Gosling Wikipedia entry:

The weirdest thing about this story is that I now know the name of the guy who played Dozer for the first time since 1999.

My favorite SBC moment is still when he addressed the audience at the VMAs as Borat by saying, "Good evening, gentlemen and prostitutes..."

It's the New York Post.

The character Katie Holmes is playing "seduced" Christian Grey when he was 15 and she was in her late 20s. That's what I read on the wiki entry. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME THINK ANY MORE ABOUT THIS STUPID BOOK.

That's what the wiki entry says...but I'm not too concerned. It's not like this is going to be a cinematic masterpiece anyway!

Yes, when I think "unrepentant pedophile-slash femmedom" I think "Katie Holmes."

Play your own Hunger Games with cats, as me and my girlfriend do every morning!

Bah, I have an iPhone 5 and it's too damn small for me to use comfortably one-handed. I feel like Lennie from Of Mice and Men when I text someone.

*mane

Cheryl from Archer comes a close second. Crazy, compulsive liar, choking fetish: she's basically my ideal wife.

Without any shadow of a doubt.

Most people just want a catchy tune and a non-threatening artist. That's why the bland shit floats to the top.

So, Avril, what was it that first attracted you to multi-millionaire Chad Kroeger?