I must admit, this would rekindle my personal interest in ANTM.

Which one do you think is Janice Dickinson?

Glad I could be of service! I have enjoyed your writings, sir.

THE Rex13? From CP? Ha, fancy seeing you around these parts.

Nothing says romance like having to take a fucking Mulligan's on the proposal. At least there'll be a rehearsal before the wedding.

"Who can even imagine that alternative universe."

Affluent or influential parents.

I still can't believe The Carrie Diaries is a thing. My god. Sex and the City war crimes apologists will watch literally anything, it seems.

I can't wait for the American remake that gives Tim Gunn a cameo.

Stop trying to make Heche happen! She's not going to happen!

Yes. Because they are babies.

there have been times when you've seen an infant and thought, "Ew."

The stock took a hit because Mike Jeffries thought fat people shouldn't have portfolios.

My other celeb doppelgänger is Jewel Staite from Firefly.

Really? Give me a call if you get bored of him. :)

Please don't like Kubrick

Uh, friendly warning: if your kid listens to Miley Cyrus and thinks she's cool, "Rock N Roll Nigger" may actually induce some form of catatonia.

If I ever have a son who wants to join a frat, I won't ever try and stop him. I'll just ask him if he really enjoys stripping naked in front of a group of ostensibly straight men who want to beat your balls with wet towels and make you perform sexual acts on pudding pops.

At least the guy in the article has one more ball than you, bro.