Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

Olivia Munn is very funny.

Is everyone going to say sorry every time they accidentally bump into one another?

I’m not sure Macklemore is a valid source for commentary.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Who keeps track of the day that someone else’s mother died?

I don’t see how knowing details—minor, major, or anywhere in between—detracts from a properly crafted narrative. If it’s a good story with good acting and directing, the emotional highs and lows should still be there. Every episode of Columbo starts off with a spoiler, yet watching Columbo solve the case is still a…

If the narrative is properly crafted, whatever was spoiled in the headline shouldn’t detract from the enjoyment of the episode. If the episode relied on shock or surprise to be enjoyed, then it was schlock to begin with.

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I’m seeing a lot of discourse regarding this topic but I personally don’t care about the lack of condoms. This is a show for grown ass adults. If grown ass adults choose not to protect themselves while having sex, it won’t be Issa’s fault if they get burned.

Hey Jezebel it’s me, Jenny aka Jennifer edmondson. I’ve been a regular for. While but you probably don’t know that because of my boring user name. That’s okay. Important part here is I am having an ear,y mid life crisis and my 33rd birthday is approaching. No big deal, it over the past year I’ve lost my entire…

I get that she’s a comedian, but just no. Tiffany, you’ve been doing SO well, lately. Don’t fuck up like this again. You’re not big enough yet to get away with this.

Oh girl...

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

I really hope the co-stars of Real Husbands of Hollywood can endure the potential blowback from these Hart cheating allegations. They have families to feed, after all.

Spoiler: the feisty old lady is actually Osama Bin Laden.