“B-b-b-but Malcom Jamal Warner might go hungry if he can’t get that sweet syndication check!” - Author logic

Right? That was an odd conclusion to come to. I can kinda see asking that about Kevin Hart because that’s they business or whatever and she just wanted to put together a nice fluffy piece of a celebrity in love.

What am I supposed to do?

The secret to their long-lived marriage is easy. They just [This material has been removed due to a copyright claim by the Church of Scientology.]

But the thing about being the ambassador from Burundi is that pretty much no one who knows anything about Burundi in the U.S. views you as anything but the appointee of a likely illegitimate government with corruption problems that would make Rod Blagojevich blush.

Burundi is going through some shit, right now, as I understand it. Obviously, they are seeking asylum.

OK, Hannah, invite her over to your home so she can steal a necklace handed down from your great grandmother. Old people, aren’t they cute!

If you meet her, hide your credit cards, ID and other valuables. The thing about people who give no fucks is that they give no fucks as to who they screw over.

“Damn, motherf*cker, we’s slippin’”—YouTube Comments Section

The struggle is real, y’all.

Wow, so many logical fallacies in one comment. That must have taken some effort.

Man, fuck Walmart, but I sell jewels. It’s a business in which vouching for someone is still a thing. I transfer gems in and out all the time with little more than shipping insurance and trusting the person I am doing business with.

I’d be willing to bet that the cops feel like they have better things to do than arrest an 86 year old woman as well. But, being that it’s a repeat offender who should know better because she’s 86 goddamn years old, it’s not like they can just let her go.

If the LPO caught her, detained her, and recovered the merchandise, what is the point of the taxpayers paying for her arrest and processing?

Wouldn’t Dorris just steal meteor’s milkshake?

lol

“OMG, it’s funny and cute ‘cause she’s 86-years-old! Yas Queen!”

Ugh that’s fucking awful, I’m sorry. I hate liars and thieves. I fucking hate them. This lady ain’t charming at all to me.

She’s a criminal (who was caught committing a crime while on probation for having committed another crime, by the way). She should be subject to the consequences of her crimes. Nothing you wrote changes that.

As someone who just had around 8 grand stolen from them with identity theft, shit ain’t cute at all.