Then my hopes and dreams will again grow lofty enough for them to shit the bed in the playoffs and bring me crashing back to this god forsaken earth.

For a fun read, go to the comments section of Donald Trump is going to get his ass kicked. LPShea was killing it.

Same, but for watching pre-Christmas bowl games instead of reading.

It’s actually somewhat surprising Gawker staffers are scolding people for evading taxes, given Nick Denton’s offshore funds

Hmmm I don’t know about your premise here. I doubt that elite, international-calibre soccer superstars on the richest club in the league would consider racing around in a circle on all fours, while tiny Spaniards sit on their backs and hit them with sticks, as constituting an avoidance of humiliation.

There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Does FGCU even have football?

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

I dont play a FIFA game because it has women teams in it

FIFA has Bowser. PES has “Green Lizard King FC”.

You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

Which one? Both candidates have past business involving charities that are to put it mildly highly suspect.

College football now, college football forever.

Don’t quote me, but I believe in college you can’t fumble forward on 4th down. Since this was 3rd down it was ok.

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

I’m glad I found this comment again because I’m dying laughing at it right now

“Alright everybody. We’ve got a major smug system coming up from San Diego. When that meets the massive smug cloud from internet bicyclists... well, that smug storm could end the West Coast as we know it.”

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.