Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

I hope ROY voting hasn’t closed yet

“If he were innocent, this would have gone to trial without risk.”

Flopping really has gotten out of hand.

I feel like this is uncalled for:

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

But it is a sandwich

At least they’re going to actively tear it down rather than let nature do the job.

I would love it if my community college offered Remedial Spy

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

Snow events in Tampa are very predictable in the sense that they don’t happen.

Would have been cooler if they had dressed an actual vending machine as their emergency backup.

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

Others in the high rounds include a bunch of Polynesian names that really don’t sound all that different from Bantu-language-family ones. (Haloti Ngata! Vai Sikahema! Mosi Tatupu!)

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

God, I haven’t seen such an obvious excuse to go out of one’s way to casual note one’s Ivy League heritage since I was at Yale.

How about instead of removing the runoff, we put snipers around the track to puncture the tires of cheating drivers?