“Elementary, Watson.”

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

It was highlights of the Monaco Grand Prix, a week after the race occurred.

But if a team is confident that it can win on the back end, why would it tank on the front end?

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

Playing in Toronto has rubbed off on Altidore. You can even hear him say “sorry” after getting tittle twisted.

I hate on Tebow as much as everyone else...but it’s pretty fucking crazy that he took 10 years off from baseball, only played in high school, and is now hitting .330 in Single A and can hit home runs and shit.

You already know this: in rugby, there’s no forward passing.

The Warriors Are Math

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

“Looks like the shooter’s bullets missed the intended target. If that’s the case, why are there criminal charges?” -Pete Abraham, probably

UConn has won 111 of 112 games, which means you can bet on them to win and be right 99.1% of the time.

Ah, womens sports, where you can bet on the favorite 99.7% of the time and be right

“These people have awful names.”

What do you expect? It’s not like the school is called Louisiana Personal Foul University.

Huh. Despite what the draft gurus have been claiming, I guess he’s just not a mobile quarterback.

Only six points at halftime for Burgundy? Not exactly a vintage performance.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

No player may deliberately kick any ball except as a punt, dropkick, or placekick.

Why do male dragons breathe fire from their mouths but female dragons always breathe fire from their crotch?