The value of the wings and subs totaled $56.77.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

Counterpoint: Kelly Johnson also sucks and “with the bases loaded” stats are something you would make fun of someone else for using.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Women’s basketball is kinda a joke

and everyone else... will not watch

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

could not be any more unrelated to this article than this

Maybe the guys in the picture couldn’t get into Yankee Stadium because they were in Illinois instead?

Not every hero wears a cape.

“Finally, an inactivist Judge.”
- the GOP

What distance could a football be punted by you?

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

And it should be 2-on-2 full court, and if you make three shots in a row the ball lights on fire, and monster dunks are announced with a “Boom-Shakalaka!”

Man, where can I get in on the NSIC Women’s basketball action? Bemidji State is gonna break out in a big way in the 2nd half.