This is what my cat looked like when she took a selfie.

We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (After You Kept Me In A Sex Dungeon And Chris Meloni Couldn't Find Me)

Does Emma Stone play an ambitious PhD student who is focused on getting a tenure track position and falls in love with a 26 year old PhD in the same department, thereby facing the "two body problem" of finding two positions together? Or does she have a tedious affair with a much older professor played by an actor in…

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

In 2013 I can count three times a strange man I had never met has told me to smile. Yes, told. Not a suggestion, but, "Smile!" Two of those times I was probably just thinking about hot dogs and totally confused when this strange person needed me to smile for them, as if they were entitled to my happiness, but one of…

"For those of you who think me as un-newsworthy, I agree. I wish people (and News10) focused on the No Excuse Mom Movement."

Darling, I think it's time for our coitus to be peppered with tumultuous vigor

Yes, because a smart, strong woman hooking up with a brave, loyal good man is obviously stupid. What was Hermione thinking? Ron is POOR. And has a sense of humor. And a strong foundation of family. God Hermione is so STUPID.

Roger, always. 101 Dalmatians.