Most men get a chance to make it on stage and tell a joke first.

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

Regarding the eating disorder, a better piece of advice would be for the worried guy to approach their HR department about his concerns. Many companies offer Employee Assistance Programs (EAP) that include mental health support.

Read it for the juicy bits.

I'm guessing "Eyelet" is a play on the Hebrew name Ayelet, which means "gazelle." It's not uncommon—I know two or three Ayelets.

Well now I want candy corn.

Nothing is sexier than when my girlfriend suggests we should watch another episode of The Wire.

" I THOUGHT OUR STORY WAS EPIC" — LOGAN

That was a joke, dude.

I think it would be interested to see a breakdown also by public vs. private vs. homeschool. Because while there are always outliers (my Catholic high school was all, "the church says no to premarital sex. if you are going to sin anyways, here's how you keep from getting stds. side effects include not getting…

I feel like within the context of intentional baby-making, you hear about fertility struggles (as is right and proper—it's not an uncommon issue and a lot of men and women find support in talking about it openly), but not SO much the "Yeah, we tried once/twice/three times and I got knocked up." (Probably because it…

Well clearly more education is always good. But this reminds me of "Thinking, Fast and Slow" - as humans, we're far less rational than we'd like to think. That's not something that can be corrected by education, at least not in the sense of "exposure to good information." Extensive, rigorous and prolonged training in…

This is another harrowing example of the need for more states to adopt Safe Harbor laws. Had Kruzan been duly recognized as a victim of human trafficking rather than identified as a criminal/prostitute, perhaps her sentence would have been dramatically lighter. Unfortunately even today, despite international and…

True story: Barbie paid New Kids on the Block Donnie to have sex with Skipper after a date to "Make sure she had a good time."

All of my Barbies had very explicit sex with Phoebus, a Hunchback of Notre Dame puppet. He was the only one that could really hold them.

I've started calling it "freeze peach" when people misinterpret it like that.

So, I might be in the minority on this one but while I love masturbation it just doesn't cut it sometimes. It's like having a Slim Fast milkshake when you're craving a chocolate cake and it just makes me hornier in the long run.

I feel like stories like the American Psycho one exist solely to keep Bret Easton Ellis from losing his grip on tangential relevance.

Nope. Hand Job Academy's Shark Week is the best period song ever. Don't lie, Jezebel.