"HNNNNNGGG I JUST QUEEFED THE COLOR ORANGE INTO EXISTENCE"

i'm mad churchy, as you guys know (but in a NON-HATERY WAY, thankyouverymuch).

Does anyone else remember "Where Did I Come From?" My mom bought that book and left it "lying around," so my sister and I would find it and read it. That's how I learned about sex.

And don't forget the feminist colouring book classics from Jacinta Bunnell, such as "A Girl is Not a Chick," "Sometimes the Spoon Runs Away with Another Spoon," and "Girls Will Be Boys Will Be Girls."

i wondered about moisture or some kind of soiling agent infiltrating the paper labels and/or label adhesive on any of the bottles and creating the smell. knowing what sort of smell it was would be helpful in finding a cure. is it sour? sickly-sweet? mildew-y? sort of poop-ish? perhaps removing the labels with…