I have similarly strong feelings about adults using the word “haters” as a part of serious discussions.

Racism isn’t always something that’s inherited for the parents. Given how much Miller’s strayed from his parents’ beliefs on other things, I think it’s reasonable to give them the benefit of the doubt here. Since Miller started appearing on talk radio in his teens, my guess is that he deeply immersed himself into…

This is him in high school.

It’s like they hired a stock villain. I mean, look at that guy.

Or Russian henchmen in Steven Seagal movies.

Between Stephen Miller and Ted Cruz, I’m pretty fed up with twerps who got permanently triggered by hearing some people speak Spanish in high school. We get it Stephen, you read Atlas Shrugged. McKayla is not impressed.

Becoming a Nazi because you never got laid in high school is a really weird transition. Look, I…

???? His parents are liberal Jews...

And boy are their arms tired...

Word

Remember when hipster was just a certain cut to underwear?

MOAR STARS FOR THIS JOKE!

Which is what I keep telling my house guests, but they ain’t buying it.

I have to say, this cover design is amazing. Very conceptual fresh-meets-retro. I wish more magazines would do this and just stop cramming every fucking headline on the cover.

Do Sears catalogs still exist?

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

For non-naked girls there is a sears catalog.

Floyd realized that not everyone was impressed ... but didn’t care

All of it

If your life is so great you wouldn’t give it up to be Gronk, tell me about it. Cause I can’t imagine.