And with that, Julio Jones’ incredible performance is turned into the equivalent of a pat on the head and a ‘you did good, too!’, which sucks, because he was fucking incredible last night.

One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

Well I don’t. Handsome stud athlete married to a supermodel who has horseshoes up his ass. Fuck that guy. Am I jelly? Of course

“I’m Tom Brady, bitch, say it Roger”.

“Fluff my hog”

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

“Say hi to your mother for me”

Tom: That’s 5, bitch.

Tom Brady also threw for 466 yards. I feel like that’s an important part of this.

Vanilla Ice just moved up a spot in my personal rankings of men nicknamed Ice.

Unlike PBR

Simmons sucks.

He may be a Trump supporting asshole, but Tom Brady is inarguably the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Deadpsin’s tears are so delicious right now

Too bad they play 4 quarters and not 2.

You know who had an even better play? Julian Edelman

Can we all remember the play that left Gawker Media in the dust?

SORRY I LIKE YOU GUYS BUT YOU ALL SUCK SO FUCK YOU

Brady is like any quarterback. If you pressure him, he’ll fold. The difference is that he doesn’t stay folded. How many times have we seen him look like a “jamoke” in the early going, only to figure out the defense, gas them, and pull out a win?

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

I said this game was over when the Pats failed to cut it to 14 at the half. But I said it as a sports fan who knows it’s never over. I decided to watch the third alone, washing dishes and cleaning up, as the tiny, impromptu Super Bowl party full of non-fans reduced itself to a party of one.