“Speedo or Speedon’t, there is no try.” ~ Buff Yoda

(Looks at the illustrations.)

Can we get HIM to fight Mike Epps?

Don’t fucking tailgate. There’s a reason why so may of us run with hitches on the rears of our trucks. Asshole drivers are the #1 reason.

I’m not your friend, buddy!

Hehe I like your style. I also like all the saltines your comment has created. Kudos.

All part of the plan!

Oh yeah? Well pie is better than c....

Your smugness totally ruined it.

Your smugness totally ruined it.

COTD, this is the best anecdotal story on Jalopnik

I’m about to post my story, but I think this is the winner.

You are a God amongst us mortals.

Had the same thing happen with an 18 wheeler behind me. Never heard a crash, but also never saw him reach the end of the offramp... not that my old Xterra was any handling God... still better than a rolling building.

My wife just told me a story this weekend. When she was in high school, her boyfriend cheated on her. The guy that drove the boyfriend to the rendezvous got the sugar in the tank, destroyed his car.

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

Genius....

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

Hands down: