Exactly. Calling kids fucking idiots when you're literally the one who is supposed to be educating them... Says so much more about the teachers, really. This is more than blowing off steam, these are nasty remarks.

Agreed. In the interim, enjoy this picture of my cute dog? She loves you, I promise!

Fucking hell.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

I may not ever laugh at anything so hard as I laughed at her Taylor Dane story.

That would be a fantastic dark comedy.

Wow. That sounds like an amazing time out at the cinema.

LOOOOOOVED her on SFU. Especially the plotline where she was trying to detox and Ruth and Bettina (Francis Conroy and Kathy Bates for those who haven’t seen the show) are trying to nurse her through it. Those three need a movie. And toss in my new favorite Patricia Arquette while I’m making shit up.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

Stupid auto-correct. That was supposed to be Goddess America, as in America Ferrera is a goddess.

“We need to change our names, but I really wanna keep using all my monogrammed stuff...”

What is a GUN? Did you mean gum? GUM IS DELICIOUS. NRA? DID YOU MEAN NBA!? SPORTS BALL FOREVER!

Oh honey. As much as I applaud casting attractive men in gay porn in your imagination, I think if this kid were inclined to hustle he would’ve figured it out on his own a long time ago and would not be married to a nurse and living in Stockton.

Pffft this just sounds like a movie about a watered down Pam Poovey.

“Someone did something bad. At some point. Whoever they might be, and whatever that bad thing might have been, we’re confident that the problem has been handled now.”

The Road to Wellville (IMDB) is, as I recall, a pretty good recap of the madness that was The Sanitarium. It’s largely fictionalized of course, but you still get a sense of how fucking weird it was. It’s a comedy, and I dated someone once who thought it was the funniest movie in the world (probably because of the poop…

I mean, I know white people, I have white friends. My white friends are good white people.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...