It seems extreme that simply recalling the first name — while otherwise using the feminine pronoun throughout, and never calling today’s Caitlyn Bruce instead — would be “transphobic.” It’s getting to egg-shelly around here.

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No. I was just struggling to come up with a first name that makes you think Jew but isn’t necessarily Jewish that wasn’t:

I might let him know I’ll be in town in a few weeks.... :)

I know. And I hate how enthusiastically I would bang him.

I assumed it was a cute nickname for Dipshit.

*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.