I will not argue that he’s the fucking worst.

I’m actually excited what she does with a Wayne verse on here. I feel like she wouldn’t allow it if it didn’t serve a purpose - he’s not just there for “star power.”

Or depending on the day:

Fucked into flappiness.

Those all sound fucking horrible.

Can we stop mentioning Clueless in every article about Dash?

I never knew that meth inspires such a sense of commradary.

I’m still surprised they didn’t give the GTS it’s own super cool modern key instead of the standard MB block key.

My favorite part about this is that people seem to think that comedy is a universal experience and because YOU don’t find her funny, she’s shit.

My lobes are stretched to 1.5" and people think that they can just go probing them.

If you haven’t listened to Nigh Time, My Time - do it.

Wait, there's an #Album1?

Today I met my new therapist, and when he learned that I was sent to conversion camp as a teen his only response was “let me guess, it didn’t work?”

As a fellow big bearded gay, I completely know where you’re coming from.

It’s easier to buy microbreweries with good beer and reap those benefits while still producing canned summer piss for amazing profits than to actually MAKE good beer.

I was the gay friend to these kind of girls in high school and this is reeeeal.

Well, well - look who worked their way up from the Pride circuit. Props, Erika!

I completely get this.

Nothin will ever beat my little Boyscout back when he had his little cast.

Why is Dunham talking to me about queer art?