I covet the aubergine coat dress.

University of New Mexico's already got that covered. Everyone's a Lobo, woof, woof, woof!

Get the truck /Jez_circa_2007.

One irregular pap smear; second pap came back clean. I've been in the clear ever since, but I still worry about it, which is why my unborn daughter's getting the damn HPV vaccine as soon as she's old enough.

I am so very pissed that I just blew $125 gift card at Sephora and DID NOT get the Naked palate. Baaaaaaaaaaaah.

My OB gave me a combination drug of Tylenol, caffeine and a barbiturate.

I discovered Studio Finish concealer through Pixiwoo, and I have to agree it's magic.

The guy who got me into this situation likes to shake me in the middle of the night to tell me I'm wheezing.

Pregnancy stole my ability to poop regularly. It then gave me a wicked case of the 'roids between weeks 15 and 22. I can only wonder at what joy awaits me for the last ten weeks.

We'll also need the daily migraine modification.

Oddly, I loved tampons when I was still a Certified Virgin™, but as married woman, I switched back to pads because tampons became super uncomfortable.

I'd like to invite the cardinal to experience the non-health-problems of my pregnancy. Hello, morning sickness, high blood pressure and migraines that are now lasting for 10 days instead of ten hours. Welcome displaced hip and acid reflux. I'm so glad you could join me.

They say Halloween. I'm betting it'll be closer to 11/11.

Seconded.

Gary Johnson.

We had an ultra-confident recent college grad show up at my office for an interview yesterday. He wasn't scheduled for an interview. He hadn't sent in a resume beforehand. He'd just done a little research on the internet and decided that we needed him to come work fro us.

I'd have to name the womb raider something like "boring Sunday night/coldest week of the last 40 years," and I don't think the kiddo would really cotton to that.

Oh, for fuck's sake, I still drink coffee and I eat tuna at least once a week. Oh, yeah. You haven't experienced concern trolling until you've had someone lecture you for being pregnant while overweight with a caffeine habit and a love of a tuna salad sandwich. "I'm just so worried about yeeeeew and the health of your…

Trust. I am anything but gorgeous. The glow is a myth, and the only person who can tell I'm pregnant is me. Everyone else assumes I had a "fat girl vs. the all-you-can-eat buffet" moment, and won.