@bindle: Clearly that's Kip Marlowe.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Add me to the club. We cannot work out this "knocking up" business at all, and I think it because we're college graduates in stable financial condition and we're in a long-term, loving relationship.

@special_boots: Yes, it's normal. When I got married at twenty-two (which is another story entirely), I was the last of my friends to do so.

@spinnaker0: I know a guy who has his mother's number written on the insides of all of his shoes for just such an occasion. It's odd yet industrious.

My cover letter is hilariously bad, but I keep landing interviews.

@mrsjakeryan: Hahaha. It's a board I frequent which introduced me to both "douche canoe" and "shark week

@mrsjakeryan: LSG represent?

Read this out loud to the dude, who said, "Well, that gives me two years to get in shape, I guess."

@eatingatoms: Crohn's? Or at least 6MP?

I'm begging you, ladies, if you don't indulge in dairy, please take Vitamin D supplements. Osteoporosis is an awful, awful disease.

Nice to know that Mike Huckabee hasn't graduated from second grade humor.

@Flackette Goes Retro: God, I love knitting socks. You need socks? I've got socks.

@Flackette Goes Retro: God, I love her stuff. She's amazing.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Yo, PM me about your techniques; I canNOT do a sweater to save my life.

@LadyCoCo: I have seen precisely one photo of little kids not actually kissing (but you know that's what the photographer/card company exec/stage parents were aiming for) that I found charming. The kids were wearing standard kid clothes (big dress! hiking boots! silly hat!) and it reminded me of how my dude and I…

@bluebirdred: It's like the world is pointing for me to move to Austin.

@R-V: We did until this season, which is how Webber won Monaco. You root for a guy for eight seasons, and then decide to ditch satellite/cable during the off-season because of some hippie ideal of being TV-free and then he goes and wins MONACO.

@badmutha: I'm thirty-two and I still love to color. I've worked my way through the human evolution and marine biology coloring science books just for funsies.

@AnnaBanana: I can't read "electrician" without the cash register sound in my head. The electricians I know make major bank, bless them and their rubber-soled boots.

To me, Lisa Frank will always be hot pink pointe shoes standing on a winding road made out of piano keys with psychedelic roses strewn all around.