@Danielle Kouyoumdjian: What are you running? I've got an NA 2001 and the husband is itching to put a Flying Miata turbo on his 95.

@Danielle Kouyoumdjian: Hi, are you me?

I'm an autocrosser with the Sports Car Club of America. The only reason the dude drives more than me is that he's just ranked higher.

"If I've said it once, I've said it a million times — no body snarking on the Snap Judgments, mmmmkay?"

I have a sneaking suspicion that Sarah Palin, in her previous life, was the sort of woman who turned "elite" into a sneer when she was talking about ideological opponents, but would plaster her minivan with "Wasillia Junior Elite" stickers. #goingroguereview

@Cairn: Football is for wimps, hockey gets you a pass and cage fighting means you're (probably) all dude. #boystoys

@A Small Turnip: Piss her off doubly and read it at the library. #sarahpalinbook

And that's why you always do your homework.

@purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow: As a direct descendant of some of those Puritans, I apologize heartily for their fucked-up theology that trickled down to modern times. #rachelmaddow

The question that I'd like to pose to those smug motherfuckers is this: what happens when a woman who gets pregnant and chooses to keep the baby then faces a devastating diagnosis during a routine ultrasound and chooses to terminate the pregnancy? Or a woman who has gone through the heartbreak of infertility finally…

Funny this should turn up. Just last week, my high school best friend posted a status update on Facebook saying his biggest regret was not going to prom.

@la.donna.pietra: Considering that the legislature and King Bill have joined together in threatening to slash 5% of the budget, I can't think of any place better to start.I am not proud to be a Lobo today, New Mexico. #elizabethlambert

Well, this is going to make getting knocked up interesting.

If television has taught me anything, it's that after the woman made the request, the young, plucky intern stared into middle distance, brooding over the realization that sometimes people hate for no reason.

Wow. I had to click through to WENN just to find out it was Beyonce. Had I been pressed, I would have said "LeAnne Rhymes."

Dear Mr. Odom, let me introduce you to England's greatest king: Elizabeth I, wife and mother to none. #ashleesimpson

@curiousgeorgiana: The Dude didn't believe that it was such a big deal until we were caravaning across town one day and in the middle of the trip, a guy decided to follow me. He said it was unnerving watching a car pull up along side me at a light, and then drop back behind me once traffic started flowing, cut off…

I got a shiver at the idea of not having to map out serpentine routes through different neighborhoods on my commute home so as to ditch some dude who decided to follow me, which happens about once a quarter.

I still treasure the responses she and Dr. Franklin Chang-Diaz sent me in response to my eight-year-old fangirl letters. Thank you, Dr. Ride. #sallyride

@Kivrin: It's like a friend of a friend who has quit her job to start a custom cat toy business from her home. As much as I love my kitty, I can't see spending twenty-five big ones on a silk-and-velvet catnip mouse, even in a booming economy. #wagegap