@Lizawithazee: That's what I am talking about, Willis.

I'm saving up for a MacBook pro right now. I heart a computer which can scare the Dude, who is a network/database guy.

We need adult-sized swingsets and trampolines.

@BowlingForDollars: I think I'm one of about three in the state. Sorry.

Where the hell is that Asteroid of Justice?

Family tree?

Tangentally, my grandfather employed POWs out of Camp Roswell on his farm — including having one of the Nazis carve a cradle for my dad, which, on the bottom, is branded with a swaztika.

Actually — and hortense will probably take away my commenting priv-a-leg-es for admitting this — there was no proposal.

Oh, igloos with candles and rose petals are so cliched. The Dude proposed to me over a urine-drenched EPT in the three minute window before it only gave one line, and then I told him "No take backs!"

I have just whipped up a batch of Martha's red velvet cupcakes. The woman can do no wrong.*

@AbbyNormal: In the local system, he'll be treated as a hero.

Oh, I have an asymmetrical face. Is this why Science isn't calling me back?

This has been front page news here for about ten days (though I never thought to send a tip — sorry, eds.) and that ten days' worth of coverage is summed up nicely here. The CYFD pulled some kids, there was a lot of hubris coming out of the north about the wrath of God, the bit about the virgins came out, everyone was…

So you all are saying that I should take Boobsy O'Polaroid (who's currently sending Boobsy O'Polaroids to The Dude) and make her a friend instead of viciously ridiculing her on the intarwebs?

No point in lying. I was a friggin' boy scout until college.

@keldo: It really pisses off the Dude (who's taken up digital photography as a hobby) when I BFA all over his "art" for being nothing more than manipulation in photoshop.

@ManhattanManLovin': Is today opposite day?

See, this is why I'd be a perfect mother: I don't have much of a social life, so I wouldn't be giving anything up.

@Dodai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I kind of hate myself for saying this, because I really did want to buy into the hype, but Suri's starting to look like Tom.