@KittenFluff: Or to quote an editor who rejected my book, "The men are too ... human for the genre."

@bellethellama: Yet another reason we're ditching the dish as soon as someone hands us a baby.

@ineffable.me: Yes. Their names.

@ineffable.me: It's like when the graffiti artists at school would be shocked, shocked that they were on suspension for scrawling their names in spray paint across the gym.

I just don't get the part where they're stupid enough to film themselves putting the beatdown on a lesser girl. Where is that particular disconnect?

That kid's wearing an awfully jaded expression for a toddler.

@AthertonMerriweather: To which she'd probably answer "Pri-Mary? Can I get that in a tini form?"

It seems to me he's calculating the quickest route to a bakery/grocery/deli/7-11 to alleviate his current cookie crisis and Jess, being awesome, is already a step head of him, pointing the way. There are Chips, Ahoy!

@SinisterRouge: You can have mine, because I am betting I've already begun the slow shlep to Bannination City.

Holy crap, I was just going to suggest this one. You made my day!

(Comment munched!)

The hot pink Enzos are a nice touch.

@tscheese: I checked the local places and came up with bupkis, but our local Asian groceries tend towards Southeast Asia and India, which might? explain things.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I've had those! And I've considered packing them in my lunch.

@Sodypop: Where do you find actual bento boxes? I've been packing "bento boxes" for us for the last couple of weeks, but I've yet to find an actual box in this hotbed of Asian culture that is, um, Albuquerque.

I have three bottles (three?) of cheap white Shiraz. I do not know what that's about, especially since I don't remember buying them.

@hellodarling=texas pride!: YOU DID NOT JUST NAMECHECK MY HOMETOWN.

@tscheese: I get the feeling that we'd be awesome friends.

And people wonder why I've started therapy for my fat girl issues.

As a New Mexican, I'm required by the state constitution to hate Texas (Oh, poor New Mexico! So far from heaven, so close to Texas! ~M. Lujan) but I really don't. Y'all haven't tried to annex everything east of the Rio Grande in 150 years, so you're cool with me.