@dancingteacups: Here, in the safety of the Jezzies, I will admit that was one of the factors in me not attending her wedding.

@dancingteacups: I will never forgive my high school best friend for losing my signed hard cover edition of A Ring of Endless Light. Like, ever. (She didn't have permission to take it! She stole it to get a rise out of me! I hate her, I hate her, I hate her!)

@Go Like Hell Machine: I am never giving up my Chucks, and my kid will be all about them.

@TaraIncognita: Yep. That's the sort of thing unhappy people say when they're insecure over their size six asses.

I threw a screaming fit at a guy who's upset his wisp of a child bride is getting "fat" with her pregnancy.

@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Wait. How do you play the later?

Oh! I have endometriosis, too! I woke up from my first laproscopy asking if they had to yank my uterus. They hadn't, but it had been a possibility, given the extent of the growths. I was 19.

Sounds like my 8th grade graduation afterparty. Thank God my mama wouldn't let me go.

My mom had hers pulled at 34 after losing a pregnancy and bleeding every day for two years.

@Sugarless: The Q is not for everyone.

Here's what we're gonna do. You Jezzies are going to fly out to Albuquerque, we'll roadtrip it up to Santa Fe, kick this guy's ass, drive back down here and then swill wine and eat good food and complement each others' perfumes.

Stop pleading ignorance. Instead, close down Jezzie for awhile and do some reading. We'll be here when you get back.

I need new Chucks. My favorite pair have holes in the toes now.

Seriously. And those ladies look like they'd know how to design for my ass. Why the hell haven't I heard of them until now?

Besides, King Bill's had his hands full bullying the legislature and catching up with state business.

@blondegrlz: You and me, sister.

These two rival my cousin's sons for awfulness. I ask her why she doesn't put her foot down with her five-year-old and she just shrugs and says he'd be better behaved if Daddy wasn't off traveling all the time.

@blondegrlz: Short answer, yeah. Longer answer is that TDotM gets to spend some quality time with a therapist.

Oddly enough, this was the story that made The Dude on the Mortgage decide that maybe he was making a huge mistake.

@braak: I owe you one, actually.