@ThaKadinskyPapers: Seriously, this infection's making me weird.

@howdybeep: Boy, fevers call my spelling/typing abilities into question.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Good! Now play your move, you fucking dyke! I'm home sick today!

Wait, she's only got a decade on me? Really?

I would totally go to a Jezzie monster truck meet-up and be socially awkward in person rather than on the intarwebs, such as.

OHAI!

@Leiakat: When middle school best friend was diagnosed as being paranoid schizophrenic, it was like weight lifted off my shoulders.

That's it. I'm going to play with my Legos.

@serreca: We're pretty much out of debt, but "broke" in the eyes of Adoption Land, and my ladybits have been on the fritz for years.

Side note? I hate the puffed-up chest/sucked-in stomach pose. It always looks so painful, even though experience tells me it isn't.

Nom et nom.

@howdybeep: Wait. Now that I think about it, both incidents happened the same year. Huh. Funny how things run together after more than a decade.

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: It seemed like we'd get one of those scandals a year in my high school. On year it was a 27 year old choir director with a 16 year old junior (knocked her up, paid for the abortion and then promptly moved the wife to Colorado ahead of the angry mob), the next year it was the 24 year old…

The most freaked out I have ever been was when I yelled at the male TA in front of the class (and the prof) for talking into my chest. I thought I was going to be expelled.

Couldn't she just get Mama Knowles to alter said top, instead of altering herself?

@hortense: My mother-in-law just discovered the text feature on her cellphone, and does the same. damn. thing.

I'm stating right now that when I turn fifty, I am not going to chop my hair to chin length and go blonde. I just won't.

Oh, cry me a river, Joe Francis.

My grandmother died of pancreatic cancer when I was barely four. My dad's still broken.

I am not ashamed to admit that we bought two lego sets for ourselves over the weekend. I neeeeeeeeeeded the Indiana Jones set. And more Stormtroopers.