I just need someone to give me a good haircut and then not up and move to Las Vegas six weeks later.

@Twilly: I baked cookies. I'll share.

Seriously, how pissed off is Rachel Zoe that JenGarn didn't take the uppers?

I actually like what Brad's wearing, but I'm odd>.

To quote the husband: "George Clooney is dreamy."

@howdybeep: And I vote for ripped Chuck Taylors — all the OB supporters (including me) were wearing ripped Chuck Taylor lowtops at my caucus.

@kataroo_kangaroo: I think I'm going to be in your neck of the woods in late March, early April. If you hear a doofy guy muttering "interchangeable white people!" to a shorter, rounder doofy girl, that's us.

@t_racy: That would work. I think the husband would be jealous if I had him full time.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Thank you, because man, I could not compete with the one and only BDJ.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I have a raging crush on him, and the PR reference cemented it.

Damn.

Tangent, but we were clearing off some Mythbusters episodes from the Tivo last night, and at one point, Grant-the-Hottie started imitating Tim Gunn, and I just about nerdgasamed.

I hate my house, I hate my neighborhood, I hate the part of town we live on, but I love my gas range (and my kitchen in general) that we will probably never, ever move.

@notaclevername: Mine was a small resort town with one troop per age group, and mine was headed by a "society" mom who thought it would be a good way of filling her time while her husband was out bonking his secretary. That or she thought Troop Beverly Hills was a documentary.

I was kicked out of Girl Scouts for the following:

@howdybeep: It was definitely a Santa-Isn't-Real story, wasn't it, precious?

@BiscuitDoughJones: And yet, I used to go dancing exclusively at a gay bar, because those boys were always so supportive, regardless of my size. Sigh.

@mepo: And the fact that you just referenced Schumacher makes me have a massive girl crush on you.

I looked at my husband and said "What meds? Allergy meds?"

We adopted my kittah from the shelter with no hassle, and she's going strong eight years later.