@vanishingirl: It only worries me in the context of telling stone strangers. Anyone who has known me for more than five minutes knows I'm a raving liberal.

Incompetent poll workers are part of the fun. In 2000, I had an old guy try to tell me I couldn't vote because I hadn't registered. Did he look at the registry? No. He just saw some young thing wanting to cast her ballot and assumed.

We don't caucus until noon, so I've got some time.

And this is why I turn down the bridesmaid requests.

@goldengirl11: My uncle (I'm not naming names, but not O.J.) played for the Bills years and years and years ago.

143 comments and no outrage over the racist pandas? Man, I was hoping BDJ would be up in that shit.

@snarkhunting: Not joking. I calmly went into the store, went straight into the bathroom and cried after that. She unleashed so much venom at me.

I think this must have come from the soul-sister of the woman in the Honda Odyssey who felt compelled to follow me for two miles just to tell me that I was a menace in my little convertable, because I had the gall to drive with the top down on a sunny day and use my turn signal.

Some of those dresses look like the stuff I would wear when I was playing "Renaissance Princess" or "Labyrinth" as a gawky ten-year-old.

@howdybeep: I would like to say that Mr. DyBeep did apologize for being difficult, and then thanked me for staying up half the night, cleaning up after him.

I know you're sick. I know you have a fever of 100.4. I know that you just upended your stomach into the toilet. I know you're miserable.

And good friggin' lord, do they not know that some already "dumpy" do their best not to eat in public because they don't want to be judged for being a fat fattie who's eating while fat?

Would the muscled-out football players be banned as well, or just the round-shaped people? Would there be a little silicone place mat telling me I must have this shape to order a side of tater tots? Would they still be allowed to hire fat people to work behind the counter?

I could stare at this picture all day. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I'm a fucking dyke, or maybe it's the uniboob.

Oh! How about the old skool VMAs? Like the time they had Dana Carvey (as Garth) get up and drum with U2 on "Even Better than the Real Thing"? Rocked my world.

@DorothyZbornak: I'm already ten minutes away from wearing flannel and Docs to work today. Any little bit of Nirvana would push me over the edge.

@ineffable.me: @DorothyZbornak: And don't forget Unplugged! Eddie Veder scrawling a pro-choice message on his arm while he sang "Black" made my 14-year-old heart go pit-pat!

I remember the long weekends where they'd do a single artist spotlight, and run all of their videos and the Rockumentary (interrupted only by Adam Whozit and the countdown). I would bust out the VHS cassettes for that shit.

Ned? Ryerson?

YAY! So cute!