I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

The first thing the racist does when he comes to power, he takes all the Negro leaders and invites them for coffee, to show that he’s alright. And these Uncle Toms can’t pass up the coffee. They come away from the coffee table telling you and me that this man is alright.

If in order to receive the MVP from the Ginger Hammer Brady has to give him a handshake, I hope Tom goes to the bathroom first and doesn’t wash his hands.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Of course he’s happy. Trump won. It’s now legal again for him to be a rich, heterosexual white guy.

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

I’m not saying he is, but I’ve never seen both in the same room.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

“We’ve got a long history of diversity and welcoming people to our community.”

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

Well, first off, teh Expedition is a Ford product.

American car makers went busto because they couldn’t compete against foreign companies in America. Last time I checked, foreign automakers are also subject to American laws when they want to sell in America.

Speaking of Paddy Lowe, I’ve found these on WTF1 today:

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Not even kidding, that was my 10th grade social studies teacher’s name and we couldn’t handle it.

God, the schadenfreude will be palpable if NFL owners end up paying for a new San Diego stadium after the publicly-funded option was soundly rejected. Perhaps this will embolden municipalities everywhere.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

The infamous “goat’s vagina” on Marvin Eastman’s head courtesy of the current delusional, Jesus loving, old lion/young dinosaur and former TRT-nom Vitor Belfort aka Victor Gracie. Classic haha