The last three sentences are perfect. I came here for a proper Fuck Duke article. Thank you.

When I use a conventional mouse, my hand ends up wandering, putting my wrist into an awkward angle on the desk, resulting in fatigue and discomfort. Switching to a trackball took getting used to, but I’m never going back.

When I use a conventional mouse, my hand ends up wandering, putting my wrist into an awkward angle on the desk,…

Pretty sure he’s saying, “that’s a carry!”

I call it ‘lifter face’. I pursue this sport as a hobby. Yes, I make faces that would lead you to believe I have seen a ghost. No, I’m not anywhere near as good as these men and women.

Every time I see Bob Davidson’s name, I recall this perfect Chipper Jones quote:

Not surprising. It’s all about the money, per usual. If the racing itself was important, Turkey would still be on the calendar. Someone with passion for the sport needs to buy that controlling stake.