Peasants just don’t get it.

For the record, this was not tweeted by Niki Lauda....

:D

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

Well Kevin, Argentina certainly won’t cry for you.

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

try sending more money! :D

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Good low effort troll here, lets see how it fares.

Is this a good reason?

It sure is a long drive from Omaha to pick up that island though.

I want to love the 1M, but I just find it so ridiculously vomit inducing ugly.

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