I used to joke (darkly, but lovingly) with my mom that I would get her committed to psych ward one day and the fact that she knew she was in there wrongly would make her act so crazy that no one would believe that she shouldn’t be. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t kind of thing.

Like others pointed out, this is just a delicious way of making sure this guy will never succeed in life and will have to live with the consequences until he dies in poverty.  The victim may not get $1.2 billion, but they will get a sense of justice.

This story seems to leave out what I’ve read elsewhere which say she gave him the food to DISTRACT him so she could call 911.

“she’s now facing a second tax fraud case, this time in Spain.”

She literally put (stolen) porn on daytime TV, but it’s supposedly the drag queens and libraries that are sexualizing kids? 

I think their PR team should win an Oscar just because this shit has been EVERYWHERE for what feels like forever.  It seems to have mostly worked, but I kind of feel like I’ve basically already seen the movie by this point, so I have no desire to actually watch it.

That’s Trixie’s signature look, though.

I think a 2nd grader would be able to identify the US flag over the Liberian flag, tbh. A grown adult who probably wants to one day be in a position of power couldn’t get it right.

No one said it was supposed to be offensive. The point is that the GOP claims to love America so much more than anyone else but they’re just a bunch of clueless idiots who can’t even get the fucking flag right.

Seriously! Remember the days when you had to make sure your carry on fit into that little metal measuring “cage”? Now I routinely see people with MASSIVE hard case (aka, not squish-able) carry ons and then watch them struggle to make them fit in the overhead. Get a goddamn fabric/leather duffel bag and miss me with…

Yeah, this story is weird. I have a friend who used to work in government and he would only ever pay for porn because he knew that at any polygraph test he could be asked if he’d ever “stolen” copyrighted material.

And to think, it took TWO writers to fuck something that simple up!

That 100% tracks for Kate. She was born with the same try-too-hard quirky gene as Zooey Deschanel.

I shudder to think how these assholes treat their wives if they get breast cancer and require mastectomies.  

I knew someone who went to a different school, and the trendy thing to do there was pick the threads out of your tie to create the coolest designs, so I 100% agree.

I grew up in the UK and these sorts of rules are standard across all schools, and it’s so weird to look back after moving to the US for high school where rocking dyed hair was NBD.

I honestly think that on top of everything awful about him, he has dementia that is progressing rapidly.

Meh. Honestly, these (adult, consensual) age gap relationships are way less gross to me than the stories you hear about the high school sweethearts who got pregnant and 16/17 that most Americans talk about as being so wholesome and romantic.

It’s bootstraps/ wealth porn. My mom was born in the 1940's, her mother was born in 19 fucking 12, and guess what? She was a working mom!

Same. I’ll also never forget Clare Danes’ response which was something like “I loved him... It’s fine, I went through it”. Like, you went through it? Okay, girl.