Jez gonna Jez, clicks gonna click.

I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again. Why can these republicans not find trousers that actually fit?!

Oh no! We have a Rich Juzwiak Jr on our hands now!

What, you want Jez writers to actually read their sources, now?!

“The cost of raising a child in the U.S. averages out to over $300k a year, according to a Brookings Institution analysis”

I was gonna say... I don’t think $300k a year is quite correct.

“Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go wank worms”

Exactly. The whole deposition gives “No, Grandpa, that’s not Grandma” vibes. It’s so weird that no one is pouncing on that as an angle! I guess people are maybe too afraid that it would lead to questions about Biden sometimes mixing up his words?*

But can some journalist somewhere at least bring it up, though?! He can’t remember the YEAR he got married to Marla?! He notoriously doesn’t drink so it’s not like he was blacked out at the time.

The problem with straight people is all the technicalities! Isn’t Nick Cannon still technically a “bachelor” even with his 11(?) kids?

I just wish the average non Trump voter would bring it up, I guess. And nothing I’ve read has even mentioned it.

I guess I meant that it’s weird that the “liberal” media aren’t running with the fact that the guy is obviously fucking senile. I don’t expect hardcore Trump supporters to start telling their friends they think he’s lost his marbles but come on... The man couldn’t identify his ex wife in a photo?! The elephant is…

What’s weirdly missing from all the reporting on this/these cases is the dementia angle. His deposition video is wild. He seriously thought Carroll was his wife in the photo he was shown?! I don’t care how many years ago it was— does someone with a fully functioning brain forget what their wife looked like, or the…

It very much gives off the vibe of a toddler screaming “I’M A BIG BOY!!”

It’s so sad that each of them except Ivanka have such good birthing hips :(

Meaning that if you don’t know whether you’re in a polyamorous relationship or not, you probably shouldn’t be in that relationship at all.

Unless you’re an aging circuit gay writing (blogging) in New York City, Rich thinks you’re doing homosexuality wrong :/

Well, you know, Manhattan is known for its empty streets and lack of police presence, right? Perfect for high speed car chases!

One of many right-wing dog whistles in both of their statements. Really Jayson, you thought it was a “crazy left wing person” coming to your house “again”?