Yes! You wanna play for the other team, then go try out for them!

We need to be allowed to fire politicians. All these people out there are saying “that’s what elections are for” are trifling fools to me at this point. If your coworker took a shit on the floor of her cubicle and smeared it around the office no one would say “well, we should wait until her next performance review…

That’s it, I’m down to ban religion talk outside of places of worship. People can pray to whoever they like, but I think a law banning them from speaking about it outside of the buildings you meet in would be great.

I have SUCH a crush on Mawaan and his color matching skills!

Yes! Remember when Helen Mirren was papped wearing a bikini at age 74 and everyone collectively freaked out over how good she looked? More of that energy please!

Back in the day (circa maybe 2012?) my mom got a great deal on a barely used car by making sure she took the ad from the newspaper to the dealership with her. They’d made a typo and advertised it as $12,000 instead of $21,000. She got her car for $12,000.

Does it make you think, though?  Did you think before writing this?

100%. It’ a very interesting entry vehicle into what could have just been a post on Kylie’s livejournal or whatever the kids use these days.

I hope you snap your spine trying to suck your own cock.  Have a nice day.

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That is such a horrifying piece of information. Who the fuck wants to date a 15 year old aside from other 15 year olds? I guess pedophiles? Just EW!

Just look at their decorating decisions, suits, and haircuts. These guys have no taste or idea what they’re doing. They also surround themselves with “yes men” who tell them any idea they have is excellent.

flip-flops and JEANS, no less.

I’ve given up on arrests and am now all about financial ruin and snarky comments that sometimes miss the mark or go over people’s heads.

You realize he doesn’t actually run the country, right? Rishi Sunak is MUCH richer than the king and, depending on your opinion, much more of an asshole. That’s the guy who actually runs the country. 

Please can someone sue him for providing her access to something she wasn’t supposed to have access to now?!

Ooooh! You’re a troll! I understand now. Blessings to you, and I hope you never inherit or have anything to be inherited. XO

The leadership of one of the richest countries on earth is in such a different class than a powerless monarch. Charles can’t do much more than open a national park and a quick wave at a charity event. Are you really comparing his international influence to the president of the US?

Oy Vey.

I have a good friend who REALLY gets worked up about Hilaria and how racist her schtick is.