God, I know!  And I can’t imagine how he got the gig!

My mom replaced the front door of my childhood home with an antique one, too. Mostly because we had a crazy escape-thirsty dog at the time, but also because it weirdly gives a slight sense of security being able to only half open the door.

Ugh, I can’t even imagine being in her position and trying to find a therapist I could trust after all she’s been through.  Maybe she could try one of those online ones the podcasts are always advertising, but under a fake name?

The following quote from an interview a few years back in The Guardian really hasn’t aged well...

I don’t want this to sound like I’m shaming you because I’m genuinely not, but going to the gym 2-3 times a week (which is more than I do!) is not the same as someone working out for 2 hours a day 7 times a week who probably also has someone to prepare (the saddest) meals for them 365 days a year.

He’s in the same category as Russel Tovey for me.  Happy to have you at the party, but we don’t need to talk or pretend we have anything in common.

Eichner has always been kind of just an obnoxious loud man (both as himself and the characters he plays/voices), so I wasn’t really interested in seeing Bros. Then he went all weird about it and that made me never want to give him any views or money. If I met him at a gay bar I’d have to politely decline because…

I wonder if Rich fucks like he writes? Begins with an interesting premise, but you know what’s coming. He goes into his own asshole for a bit too long, then fumbles around trying to get to the main point. Tries to go deep but doesn’t get there (but he thinks he has and gets off on it). Afterwards, he leaves you…

I think you missed my point, but okay.

She’s worn a lot of really fab nude dresses over her decades.  All were better than the current lot pretending it’s something new.

I would put money on the fact that Ehardt is a closeted gay woman who is now trying to police other women’s bodies because, well... how many times do we have to talk about projection with these fuckers?

Wait until the next award ceremony when Harry Styles shows up in briefs and a see-through cape.

They also missed Pink’s 2022 AMA outfit which was clearly a nod to Cher and also SO good and well done instead of just being, like you said, one step up from heels and a thong.

I agree... Most of these are just bikinis with a see-through kaftan over the top. Why not skip the kaftan part and just wear a bikini?

Well, it’s been changed now, so there’s a lazy human somewhere writing them.

100%. Antoinette was just a teen doing teen shit after being made to become part of the ruling class. Sinema was a fully grown woman who actively sought this out and now wants to act like a petulant teen even though she’s nearing 50. What’s gross is that she and her supporters somehow think this is activism or some…

Not to mention telling your employer something like “heyyyy, so that resume I gave you? I made it all up. But, I’m here, so you gotta keep paying me now!”

I think this about so many politicians! And then I think, fuck it, should I just run for office?  

I agree.  It’s no different to anyone else in the public eye explaining to their kid what they do for a living in an age-appropriate way.

Do you think they’ll ever do an article (slideshow) ranking the Jez writers from least to most worst? It could be framed as meta and edgy!