I don’t understand why people keep paying other people to teach them how to get rich. THEY ARE RICH(ER) BECAUSE YOU KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY!

I love that now he can’t shave his head, he also can’t pretend he chose to shave his head as an aesthetic decision and was really just because he, as you said, has pube hair.  And I say that as someone who is really into bald men generally.

She’s starting to look like that infamous lady dubbed “catwoman” because her face was so crazy looking.

Oh! We’re gonna try and do SNS again?  I want you all to get better jobs, please! (except Rich, because he’s just the fucking worst)

“Lewinsky (understandably) did not respond to Jezebel’s request for comment, and if you’re reading this, Monica: We honestly regret even asking.”

Was it for a graduation? Please let it be so

Meanwhile, why do all male republican politicians wear such hideously oversized suits— especially the trousers?! Is it a macho messaging thing? Like “ I DEFINITELY HAVE A BIG DICK AND AM SURELY NOT GAY”?

I’ve always been confused why dental and vision insurance are separate from health insurance. Like, we all understand that people ideally want/need working mouths and eyes, right?

100%! As a retail manager I had to make some really shitty decisions because I was in fear of losing my slightly higher paid but still awfully paid job because MY manager would fire me if I didn’t fire someone else.

Also worth noting that a lot of “benefits” don’t kick in for a while. I left a job for a better paying one, and six months later my mom died. I was fired a month after her death because (duh) I had a lot to do and was a mess and wasn’t able to come back to work yet. Had I stayed at my previous job, I would have had 6…

I can’t wait for that ruby woman to comment that her unaborted daughter was born without teeth because her father forced her to live on foodstamps because the government gave all our tax dollars to Ukraine.

I remember when Beyonce lost 20 lbs in 2 weeks for Dreamgirls and everyone was like “That’s crazy!!!” 90 lbs is laughable to the extreme.

What if it were owned and run by a similarly oppressive but mostly white nation? Would it be okay to voice concerns then?  

Seriously!  Wtf, Jez?

I’m a gay man—will taking the pill make me turn straight?! Will I become a woman who likes men? Will I become a Republican who pays for secret abortions? I joke, but i really hate this vitriolic shit.

Absolutely. People seem to forget the touching AIDS sufferers now because it might be too iffy to talk about but that was such a huge moment for gay men then. And she certainly did it unprompted and not for a photo-op because I’m sure everyone on her team would have advised her against it at that time.

To your first point—while Diana definitely wasn’t accessible in the sense that you could text her to see if she wanted to meet for happy hour, she was DEFINITELY more accessible than the rest of the royals in that she actually engaged with and touched “normal” people beyond a brief handshake. Yes, she was rich, but…

I have a friend who previously worked in intelligence. I was shocked to find out he still paid for porn, and it turned out it was because sometimes he’d be “audited” and he didn’t want to get caught having downloaded copyrighted material illegally. Adorable! If only the rest of people in power had the same fear of…

As a landlord I totally agree!  I have a pair of renters who’ve lived in their place for almost ten years at this point and do I expect it to look pristine if/when they leave?  No, that would be totally unreasonable!  

The number of advice columns I’ve read from straight guys saying they’re worried they’ll never be able to please a woman because they don’t have a massive dick is so weird. There are so many other things to do!!!